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Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.
(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.
by X_herb July 23, 2011
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Knife Booger

A booger (dried nasal mucus) that gets hard and sharp enough to stab or cut the inside of your nostril. It can result in pain and sometimes a nosebleed.
"Dude your nose is bleeding, what's wrong with you?"

"The low humidity today gave me a really bad knife booger and it cut me when I was trying to pick it out."
by SR20DEN December 24, 2009
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Knifefish

A fish that resembles a knife and will stab you or their prey to kill them. they are deadly and disguise themselves to look like cute little blob fish or even sometimes sting rays. They are very dangerous and are actually the fish that killed Steve Irwin.
HOW TO AVOID IT
Just get a bigger knife and they will crap their pants. They also make great sushi
Steve Irwin dives in water. Comes out with a knifefish in is heart.
by Toby.H May 7, 2017
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kitehxh

Ah, I wish kitehxh would step on me.
I am a kitehxh fan!
by dollxrz April 29, 2021
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ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.
Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"
by bob mastodon May 29, 2007
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Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex
I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!
by loafnaround September 2, 2020
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Swiss army knife

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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