kneecapping

The act of permanently destroying someone’s kneecaps. Often done with a firearm (as popularised in film and television), a baseball bat or lead pipe or other blunt instrument, or a power drill (often used in conjunction with a countersunk drill bit and popular with the IRA).

When the police heard the screaming, they knew that Shamus had been on the wrong end of an IRA kneecapping.

by Don January 7, 2004

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

kneecap

When a person is shot in both knees, rendering them unable to walk.

Used to be a favourite move for the IRA, but they gave up when orthopedics became good at putting knees back together.

Oh yeah, and a kneecap is the joint between your femur and shin bones..

"Hey man, I'll kneecap 'em for you!"

by Sploosh December 20, 2005

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009

Kneecapitated

1.) To cut someone's legs out from under them at the knees, usually with a bladed weapon (e.g. knives, swords).

2.) Clotheslined at the knees.

1.) I was doing just fine until he kneecapitated me, and I couldn't move.

2.) I didn't see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.

by Aethreal October 17, 2008

AH FUCK MY KNEECAP

OW AH THAT HURTS

AH FUCK MY KNEECAP THAT HURT AAH OW

by MrFalseKnight January 29, 2021

Kneecap Consumer

Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!

WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.

Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer

by Weeb of Culture November 17, 2021