A hung male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.
Davy Jones: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"
Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"
Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"
by itISme!!!! July 3, 2010
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Traditional term used to describe the person who whips the slaves, but used by whites, since they can't say nigga.
by Whatabitch_99 September 25, 2005
Get the kracka mug.A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
Get the Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell mug.The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.
Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"
by Crawford_H8er December 19, 2010
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