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The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.
Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"
by Crawford_H8er December 16, 2010

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