kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep

Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him

by Collying65 May 16, 2020

kipper cap

A nutritious, sweet, and tasty treat. Usually taken for breaks and goes well with anything else that's sweet like a honey bun or a kit cat. Normally abbreviated as a kipcap.

Girl: My head hurts so bad, something is definitely wrong

Dude: Hey c'mon you deserve a break, have a kipper cap.

Girl: Just what I need :D! I knew I was missing something.

by infrontofyou!!!1 January 23, 2011

kissing the kipper

this is the act of giving oral sex to a female tramp. this can also be any unkept women but a tramp has the full effect

i thought it would be so good to do but i just ended up kissing the kipper. she needs to wash down there or something

by Liam [302] October 31, 2006

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.

Lindsay Lohan is currently in a Kipper Conundrum.

by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008

kipper feast

A culinary treat, involving a fishy delicacy, usually served split wide open, with the flesh upwards.

Steve lowered his head back between Lorraine's legs and resumed his kipper feast.

by Belvoir Castle January 15, 2009

Kipper Canyon

A bit of a wiffy axe-wound, in need of a shower, or a bath, or even a little lick

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Kipper Canyon, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

kipper fanny

a really putrid vagina

that chick i had last night had a really smelly kipper fanny

by paddyl January 2, 2009