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Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!
by KmJ13 February 21, 2011
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Kettle Moraine High School

Actually, it's a pretty damn good school. The only people who don't think so are the people who have never been to a school that actually sucks.

The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.

Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.

I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.
Kettle Moraine High Schools are also known as the Lasers. Lasers are lasery. You can't touch a laser. Zoom zoom zoom!
by I'M A PERSON WHO GOES THERE~~~ November 1, 2009
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Kettle Bum

when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!
by ADEVANS90 April 3, 2011
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Kettle-ing

Enclosing ones self in a confined, small area whilst smoking a joint. Similar to hotboxing, but generally is considered to be more middle class act. It also normally involves a small temporary structure such as a green house or tent.
Oi mate, wanna go kettle-ing tonight?

Yeah bruv.
by Colin the pug March 13, 2014
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kettle cornian

1: Complex, being both sweet and salty
It’s a very kettle cornian relationship, it is abusive but loving.
by Kettle cornian June 3, 2018
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kettle head

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Forrest Coleman July 23, 2006
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kettle head

A beacon of spectacular brilliance, inspiring love and hope, in an otherwise seemingly cold and dark world. Has the ability to illuminate your perspective and enhance your imagination.
What a gloriously wonderful kettle head!
by Tf February 10, 2014
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