1000 Kernel Salute

When a salted, buttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman's vaginal canal. Use on Southern Hick women for best results.

Guy 1: Dude, did you and Cathy hook up last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.

by Chickenchaser May 26, 2010

Full Turd Kernel

1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.

2. To completely crap out, break or fail.

3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.

1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.

2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.

3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.

by Choobon September 10, 2009

Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.

Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.

by Buck Mann April 28, 2011

Popcorn Kernel

A term used to describe the process of inserting dehydrated fruit (esp. apples) into someone's anus, and then giving that person an enema, as to cause the fruit to expand (like popcorn kernels expanding as they are cooked).

If you don't stop talking about Abraham Lincoln all the time, I'm totally going to popcorn kernel you in your sleep.

by Orville Redenbacher_69 January 29, 2009

Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017