Kempy and Tazz

something comletly different but at the same time, bloody awsome.

"OMG this is so like kempy and tazz"

"what a wierd drink, lets name it kempy and tazz"

by lilmissme9 February 1, 2009

Well Kept Beaver

a nicely trimmed and clean vagina

"Did you go down on it"
"Yeah, she had a proper well kept beaver!"

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

Shawn Kemping

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."

I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!

by C.J. December 8, 2004

kempsey

a complete shit hole town full of druggies. by the age of 16 you’re either a school dropout or preggaz, or both.

“kempsey is fucked cunt”

by dazza frasionold September 26, 2019

kept girl

A female that is "kept" by a wealthy person in case their current relationship / marriage falls through. They are often paid a yearly salary to stay on retainer.

The kept in "kept girl" implies two things: One being that they are well kept for financially, the other being that they are kept by what could be considered their owner, ie. they are "keeping" her.

"She's a kept girl."

by WHOA. May 30, 2008

Kerptastic

Indicating that you are the best or unbeatable, mostly used after someone has been "Kerped" (read definition for Kerp)

That guy is Kerptastic!! xD

by ZackKerp April 1, 2009

Kempling

The closest you can get to crossing the proverbial "line," or perhaps actually crossing it, through verbal, physical, or written actions....while at the same time, somehow gaining everyone's approval in doing so.

"That guy yelling and stabbing people is captivating, and not annoying."

"Yes, he is certainly Kempling right now."

by Dangerous Dan McGrue February 19, 2012