Kelp

Word means “kill for help”

Come kelp me I don’t know how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald

Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.

by Paperr November 10, 2020

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021

Kelp

Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.

Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.

by Rodekoelkast June 22, 2020

Kelp

Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.

by SpaceAlen July 12, 2020