New Kelp city

city

new kelp city from spongebob.

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.

Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.

by Rodekoelkast June 22, 2020

Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Kelp

Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.

by SpaceAlen July 12, 2020

Kelp

Word that means “kill for help” in desperate times but under normal circumstances “help”

Come kelp me please idk how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019