Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.

You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!

Kansas City Pocket Watch by assbucket July 31, 2013

Kansas City Turnpike

This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.

Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"

Kansas City Turnpike by UncleBBQsexmaster January 19, 2021

Kansas City Scrag Tag 

When a man shits in his hand, another man cums on said shit, and together they feed it to a woman

Dude, last night was crazy, I can't believe we did the Kansas City Scrag Tag.

Kansas City Scrag Tag by Kansas City Organic March 21, 2009

Kansas City Slider 

A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)

I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.

Kansas City Slider by C. Krueger Ivy League September 30, 2004

kansas city chiefs 

The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team based in Kansas City, Missouri. They are currently members of the Western Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) in the National Football League (NFL).

The Chiefs hold the distinction of being the second AFL team (after the New York Jets) to defeat an NFL club in an AFL-NFL World Championship Game when they defeated the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl IV.

The Chiefs are led by: Trent Green (QB), Priest Holmes (RB), Larry Johnson (RB), and Eddie Kennison (WR).

1) The Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in the NFL.

kansas city chiefs by JulianQ May 25, 2006

Kansas City Road Block 

Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.

Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.

Kansas City Road Block by jdsjflasdl February 4, 2009

Kansas city swap 

When you have broken something you still intend on using, so you go to the store, buy the same thing, and return the broken item with the new ones receipt.

im gonna kansas city swap this xbox controller tomorrow.

Kansas city swap by 5h4yn3 May 17, 2008