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twara kala too 

twara kala too meaning your black bum
oy twara kala too
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kala Kalani Kalan kalai kalah Kalagen kalala kalamazoo Kalashnikov Kalaya

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
Most beautiful Girl in the world. She is beauty in its finest form. You will never forget how she brings a smile to any room. She makes the world go around. She is intelligent practical and exquisite. If you happen to meet a kalaya. Tell her how beautiful she is and that her momma loves her. Momma"kalaya tianna is my baby i love her"
Kalaya is exquisite beauty.
KaLaya by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019

kalaysia 

kalaysia is a cute loyal smart and a good person kalaysia can be a good bestfriend and a good girlfriend so if you find kalaysia keep her
kalaysia is intelligent
kalaysia by brittiny starkers September 21, 2016
Saying "Crazy" in a positive manner but in a funny way.
Can be said Kalazy, Kalaaaazy, or any other combinations to stress better. It can be said online or offline.
"You're kalazy!"
"You guys are kalaazy!!" kalazy stressed
"Kaaalazy!!" kalazy stressed
Kalazy by kmko December 20, 2010

kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.
2020 is so kalahwauki
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020