brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008

cock kabob

A sexual feat performed when an exceptionally well-endowed man skewers multiple women at the same time.

I made a cock kabob with your girlfriend and her sisters.

by OmarTentMaker March 19, 2008

shish kabob

Only the best food in the world, you will fall in love and get married to it

girl- Omg i must marry this shish kabob

by valeuchick June 13, 2008

fruit kabob

A gay or fruity person that has many layers of gayness.

Shane your a fucking fruit kabob!

by Tamefaility December 7, 2016

poop kabob

multiple chunks of fecal matters soaked in teriyaki sauce. Usually from indian men, held together by a small wooden stick, that has been used as a buttplug.

barbeque at my house tonight!

what are you cookin?

POOP KABOBS!

by Jorem March 1, 2008

Crusty Kabob

When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend

Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?

by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018

terd kabob

when you drop anchor and their are different shapes, smells, texture, and steam coming from five or more sections of your log.

Holy crap after eating mexican food for dinner, chinese for lunch, and eggs benedict yesterday I had the stinkiest terd kabob this morning. My terd kabob had international appeal!

by tbone32 September 17, 2006