Ko

The most lit person you’ll ever meet. Uses puns when given the chance. Not a bitch.. usually. Says “Love that” too much. Only shows up to school because of her gay friend david and her other amazing friends. Will die without her phone- only goes ON her phone because she’s waiting for her crush to snap back. Probably petting a dog, has killed 20 people but that’s beside the point. Is going to be 5’1 forever. Wears slippers, thinks about sex 24/7, but you know. Dreams about Joey but everyone claims David is her boyfriend, even though he’s clearly not. Joey/future husband. Addicted to coffee. Always eating a mint. “I can’t have that i’m on a diet” (She says as she’s drinking coffee). Would do anything for the people she cares about, as long as there is money or food involved- she said ANYTHING. Has 5 dogs (Actually 4, but David is a dog) 3 ferrets, 20098 fish, and a guinea pig. Is the richest person ever(she wishes). Will probably sell you to satan for a cup of coffee :). Skyrim lover. Wants world peace.

Guy 1: has anyone seen Ko?

Guy 2: she’s getting coffee obviously.

by coffeeeeefeeeeeeluv November 20, 2018

Kos

(proper noun) A narcissistic guy who hates everyone who isn't him. They tend to rule over large groups of equally hateful people.

(v) to be narcisstically angry all the time.

I just went to Kos's blog for two minutes and now I will once again read my laundry list of why I hate my politically adversaries!!!!!

Look out, he's Kosing out of control!

by Truthington477 April 18, 2007

ko

a dix.

wotko

by wot April 4, 2003

KOS

KOS in prison means Kill On Sight. Prisoners who are KOS will be killed as soon as possible by other inmates. They are usually in for awful crimes, usually of a sexual nature or violence against mass innocents like children.

They will get you if you are a KOS target. If you have a peanut allergy they will slide peanutbutter under your door, and this has actually happened.

by @mrkulci November 30, 2020

Ko ko bop

Ko ko bob means taking drugs

"We're going ko ko bop"

by Pinkukinku July 26, 2017

Ko

a total loser with no friends

Ko has no friends and eats from a trash can alone

by Dazoklis July 17, 2011

Ko-Ko-Kocaine

Kolson.

"Hey, Ko-Ko-Kocaine!"

by Humphrey the forth of Sardinia February 14, 2019