Kirsten 

A flat person.

She is totally Kirsten.

Kirsten by ♪Dylan♪ June 25, 2019

Kirsten 

Kirsten is smart, wonderful and great at multitasking. She is open minded and great at knitting btw. Kirstens don't like to cook or clean but do what is necessary for their family. If you know or have a Kirsten in your life, keep her, she will be useful.

Kirsten is so good at doing three things at once OMG #Kirsten

Kirsten by <Ummmm.> October 28, 2018

kirsten 

the butt hole who always will have a purple phone case and has dark hair with dark eyes!

wow kirsten is sitting right next to me!!!

kirsten by theguysittingnexttoyou February 5, 2020

KirsTEN 

Kirsten is the female version of a fuckboy. She wants the whole crew and she will get it. Watch your mans because she will come for him too. The only thing she can't catch is feelings.

Damn, Kirsten stole my man again.

KirsTEN by clumsyhoe April 18, 2020

Kirsten 

A girl who holds in her farts until her farts turn into burps.

I’ve known Kirsten my whole life and she’s never farted but she burps constantly and they smell like shit.

Kirsten by Annemarie6391 August 20, 2018

Kirsten 

Some crazy bitch that is a great friend and loves to stick up for her friends by kicking the shit outta fat blonde bitches and biting then and "giving them hep C" when in all reality the whore already had it from her old druggie boyfriends. Kirsten is beautiful inside and out and has the best personality. She is a great person and anyone who meets her is the luckiest son of a bitch ever. She also has a thing for short chubby half japanese half mexican girls.

"Did you see kirsten kick that fat bitches ass?"

"Hi my name is kirsten and i love mexicans"

Kirsten by pacotacoasianchick February 5, 2010

Kirsten 

The finest girl in the world, she has the finest jawline and the sweetest smile. Shes finer than a smushed snickersbar. Personally I wouldn't eat a snickersbar off the ground, but if it was her I'd jump down and eat it with no hands. She has the finest body and the sweetest smile and she deserves to know she puts a smile on everyones face. Her heart is delicate and her imagination is amazing.

Damn that girl Kirsten really makes my heart skip a beat. She makes mine skip 20beats.

Kirsten by Big day4200 July 8, 2019