Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Kelp

Kelp is Lukas' quote in the yearbook

Kelp -Lukas

by Rodekoelkast June 19, 2020

Kelp

Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.

Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.

by Rodekoelkast June 22, 2020

Kelp

Slang word for Hydroponic Marijuana

Bro, let me rip that Kelp. Crisp.

by SpaceAlen July 12, 2020

Kelp/Kelpii

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022