Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

jet jotter

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.

"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"

by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Jattered

Often influenced by long nights and after parties.

When your jaw is not in sync with your social chatter

What a night, am i ever jattered

by jattered September 4, 2016

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.

that girl is such a jetter spreader...

by navyed06 June 18, 2007