Text-jester

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.

Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

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I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

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justerface

A female with lovely hair, a beautiful face, captivating eyes, but a body you wouldn't touch with a 10.5 foot pole. The opposite of butterface.

Maria's a total justerface, but her sister's a butterface. If you could only combine the good parts of them, that would be perfection.

You know that red head at the bank? I thought she was all that, but it turns out she's a justerface.

by Roll Here Eggo March 23, 2009

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Justen

A name for the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's gorgeous, is way smart, and very funny.

He's basically the perfect guy.

Girl 1: Oh, man. Did you see that guy over there?
Girl2: Man. He's hot. His name must be Justen.

by Rachoo.xx May 29, 2009

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Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.

Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

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Justene

The most amazing beautiful kindhearted girl in the world someone who you could never ever ever ever ever imagine living a day without Someone who you would kill and die for. Extremely flirtatious and sexually open Someone who you could talk for hours with and never get bored Someone who only want the best for Someone who you care about more than care about yourself The beautiful princess Of your life With amazing blue eyes I love you Justene

Damn look at justene over there Looking all fine. I know she's so awesome jake is so lucky.

by Justene is mine May 7, 2013

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