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jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.
A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.
jurassic parker by Henley January 1, 2009
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Jurassic Parkinsons 

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

JP (Jurrassic Park) 

(1)Nick name for Central Playground in Orange, NJ
(2) A stretch of land in Orange NJ that goes from White Castle to Central Playground
(3) My hood!!
ex... Where u from? answer...JP (Jurrassic Park) ALL DAY!

Jurassic Parka 

A jacket so old it should be extinct, but isn't.
'Why are you still wearing that Jurassic parka? It doesn't even zip up any more!'
Jurassic Parka by pandora16 June 30, 2015

Jurrassic Park 

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.
Jurrassic Park by Elitist January 19, 2004

Jurassic Parkin 

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.
Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.
Jurassic Parkin by Shiesty76 October 16, 2012

Jurassic Parking 

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
Jurassic Parking by anonymous April 12, 2024