Jurus pompa hamil

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"

by Youum June 7, 2023

Jurrassic Park

The wrong way to spell "Jurassic Park".

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.

by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007

Juris Doctor

Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.

JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.

Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."

The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.

Joshua earned a juris doctor from the Yale Law School in 2002.

by Lisa Smartypants July 23, 2012

Casey Anthony Jury

Polite way of saying "mentally retarded"

It's so obvious Casey Anthony killed Caylee, how could the Casey Anthony Jury be dumb enough to say "not guilty"?

by Nightshade! July 8, 2011

jurupa valley

A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.

person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese

person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo

person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh

by azzyisgod October 28, 2018

Bronx Jury

A phrase coined by prosecutors in NYC during the crack years used to describe juries who are naturally skeptical of the police in general and are not likely to be swayed by the testimony of a police officer during a trial. Police Officers testifying had the opposite effect. Bronx Juries, because of their own dealings with the NYPD would be much more likely to dismiss or ignore altogether, any testimony from a police officer at a trial. Cops were not arbitrarily trusted and many cases in the Bronx were dismissed if only based on the testimony of a police officer. A prosecutor's nightmare- a defense dream.

Looks like this scumbag caught a break. Another case tossed out because of a Bronx Jury.

by Jameson2367 March 10, 2023

Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008