Judaism

the first monotheistic religion, basis of two of today's other major religions (Christianity and Islam). The Jewish holy book is the Torah, which is the basis for the Christian Old Testament. Judaism, except in its orthodox form, is probably the most accepting and loosest of the major religions of the Western Hemisphere. Sadly, its followers have been persecuted and ridiculed throughout the ages, and have always been misunderstood by the ignorant.

yes, I am a Jew. and to those of you who have said we are going to hell, remember that there is only one true judge of that, so don't be so arrogant as to put yourself in that position.

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.

(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"

by Nick D November 9, 2005

Judas W. Bush

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist

Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

Judas

A man that Lady Gaga is in love with.

Ooh. Ooh. I'm in love with Judas.

by PTrockstar92 May 14, 2011

young judaea

Zionist Youth Group based in America. Sponsored by Hadassah
Well known for its members being the most horny jews in America

Seth: Yo man i just came back from that young Judaea convention
Dan:oh did u get some of that shnookie shnookie
Seth: Hell yea i went to 11th base!

by Daniel Karell June 2, 2007

Judas Worm Tongue

A “Judas Worm Tongue” is a conniving, weasel–like traitor who is a backstabber and has troll-like characteristics. Many times, this person is a co-worker, dysfunctional family member or neighbor.

Judas is from “Judas Iscariot” the buddy and 13th student of Jesus of Nazareth who handed him over to the authorities to be executed for a bag of silver. Worm Tongue is from that nasty “shit stirring,” “dark friend” character in “The Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Wow…my ex-best friend just robbed me blind and also fucked my wife in the process…what a Judas Worm Tongue he is.

by Down by the Seaside August 10, 2013

Judalyn

A great amazing and extremely annoying friend . She is beautiful and awesome but it takes a while to realize it. Once you get to know her you’ll realize your life is completely changed for the better .she is stubborn loyal and hates most guys guts .stay on her good side or beware . She loves cats and has the longest nails ever . She will not hav e a boyfriend till college so she can get twenty bucks from a bet . She will annoy but ultimately be there for you and be a great friend . She is also very forgetful and you must be proud of her when she does the little things

Who is that girl playing balance beam?
Oh that’s Judalyn .

by Inconvient_Stenographer October 18, 2018