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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005
by mysteriouskin May 9, 2009
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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
by gingersnap15 June 5, 2016
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Josephina

A sweet girl, shy, temporamental, honest, with an awesome sense of humour. She has an amazing smile and is considered the sexiest and hottest of all. She's everyone's dream girl and everyone immediately wants to be friends with her or date her. Totally loyal and is a one-man woman. She's perfectly imperfect
"I just met an awesome girl, funny, shy. I think I'm in love"
"Is she called Josephina?"
"How did you know?"
"That's how all Josephinas are."
by bootyfly April 30, 2016
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josephine

a short but feisty girl. likely has long nails and to your surprise, has alarmingly good intuition. Usually quiet but has a noticeable laugh in the crowd.
Josh: "Have you seen that Josephine girl?"
Josephine: *punches*
by salvamore April 25, 2021
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villa joseph marie

private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard
thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time
by bigbootyem October 5, 2017
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Joseph Case Junior High School

Joseph case junior high school is very unpleasant. If you attend this middle school you will fall into immediate depression I would like to inform everyone that bullying is 'not tolerated here'. Are vice principal may be the biggest bully you will ever meet. He looks like a thumb and says kiddo a lot. I feel extremely unrestful when he walks by me whistling the smurf song. The cops will whip you to the ground for anything.
Joseph case junior high school is the worst place you will ever go to if you go to any other school you are truly blessed.
by ih8mylife September 25, 2018
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Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.
by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023
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