Jordan Merla

A.K.A. BigSexy59 A.K.A. notchancho7706

My man Jordan Merla is big sexy bro.

by DogiAuyio November 13, 2020

The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.

Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015

michael jordan

An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.

Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Mack C January 16, 2007

Joran

Joran is one sexy motherfucker. He has a fat cock and the best personality you'll ever find. But be careful he'll break you're heart faster than you can fall in love.

I love joran

by Boogleywoogley February 23, 2020

Jovan

The greatest man you will meet in your life. He is incredibly educated and overflowed with vast amounts of expertise. He is someone who inspires you with his word ethic, accomplishments, and mindset. Not only is he strikingly handsome, with his flawless features, his personality is bright and warm. As he grows old, Jovan continues to build his success and manifests a beautiful life for himself. If you have a Jovan, show him love and appreciation, as he is truly amazing.

Boy 1: Yo, who's that cool looking guy over there?
Boy 2: Bro, that's Jovan, he's the goat!

by girlwhoeatsicecreamwithafork September 23, 2023

Jordan van der Chys

Is attractive, cute, sweet, nice, hilarious. Pretty much anything a girl could ask for! (: Would be amazing to employ and is just all round the best thing that is going around today.

Person1: Hey, what's your name?
Person2: Jordan van der Chys.
Person1: I love you. Forever!!!!!!!!!

by PinKladybugs October 10, 2011