Sploot Jootin

(V)the act of blowing bubbles using semen.

"Jenna was Sploot Jootin that wad."

by gener October 29, 2003

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 4, 2022

Joont

Big Pussy

Hoes have a Joont

by Sam March 15, 2003

Jootha

Something that has come in contact with someone's Saliva

Jootha: The curry anyone is eating.

by Jootha February 22, 2011

joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable

Fuck off I have joostflu

by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016

joot

Joot's original meaning was a qualifying term for bodily fluid.
Then it became Joota, used to describe a Good looking woman.
Now Joot can be used to describe anything.

That woman is one find piece of Joot
Oh dear Ive got some Joot on my shoe
That guy plays some good Joot.
Look at that Joota across the road.....Twoot twoot
Aw that car is Jooted

by Astroboy July 18, 2008