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Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.
"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"
by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022
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Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc
"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022
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Jonk

Jonk- it is a word used in the place of anything that you can't or don't really care to state the name of. It's more like an abbreviation.
I just sat that "jonk"/remote control down right here, we're did it go?
by Carlos33 November 19, 2023
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Jonks

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.
by LouiluvK May 22, 2022
mugGet the Jonksmug.

Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats
Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?
by YKNAM April 22, 2022
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jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up
I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.
by jonk9000 April 25, 2025
mugGet the jonkmug.

Jonk

it’ll sort out different strands of proteins and nucleotides to figure out how similar they are
What your learning? That’s Jonk for you.
by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024
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