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jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.
*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.
Hey dude wanna jonk”
I’m straight
by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024
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Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.
I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.
by Leadworked June 1, 2018
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Jonks

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.
by LouiluvK May 22, 2022
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Jonk

jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.
"Im jonking"
by anonydeclan April 22, 2024
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Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.
"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"
by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022
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jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk
by $walot January 18, 2022
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