by ThatOneOtherLoser December 13, 2022

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"
"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"
"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

Jonk- it is a word used in the place of anything that you can't or don't really care to state the name of. It's more like an abbreviation.
by Carlos33 November 19, 2023

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?
Person 2: ..I don't know.
Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..
Person 2: ..okay.
Person 2: ..I don't know.
Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..
Person 2: ..okay.
by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

by YKNAM April 22, 2022

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth
layman's terms: to make shit up
layman's terms: to make shit up
by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

by 1838;88384; January 16, 2024
