swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

Joke Wank

When someone tells a joke or anecdote but finds that they have only succeeded in making themselves laugh, a lot.

Grant was telling a story about how 'funny' something was the other day. He laughed throughout and when he had finished speaking, he only heard his own laughter. Grant had done a joke wank.

by samgoosejones November 24, 2013

Colon Jockey

Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole

The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.

by BigGiantFish August 31, 2008

pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.

by Jerry A. September 4, 2006

camera jockey

When going for a night out, there is always one person who will take hundreds of photo's of the night and upload them onto a social networking site the next morning. Most of the photo's are utter shit being blurry or not even of the correct friend circle. However, there will usually be a good 10 photo's of the night, and having a camera jockey with you means you don't have to worry about uploading any of your own photo's onto the internet.

Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.

Joe: "Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."

by joe23002 March 20, 2011

Roky Joke

Probably one of the most lamest jokes you will ever hear. It’s not even a joke is just using a sound board with a microwave sound affect or a vine boom fart.

“Yo! Wanna play some Valorant?”. - Micheal
“NAH VALORANT SUCKS ASS LMAO (loud microwave sound and boom fart noises) LOL AHAHAHAH.” - What a person who just did a Roky Joke sounds like.

by Oh Nah. January 4, 2021

Morning Joke

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.

Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?

by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021