A sexy beast with a big cock.
Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.
by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019
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Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
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Get the Joni Stratton mug.Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
by Merk Red July 30, 2008
Get the Joning mug.Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
by KyLe March 24, 2005
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Person one: WHOA! Who was that just now?!?
Person two: DUDE!! You didn't know?? There's a new girl and she's a TOTAL Jenika!
Person two: DUDE!! You didn't know?? There's a new girl and she's a TOTAL Jenika!
by Marshmello September 5, 2012
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Dammmm there’s Jonka
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