Joner

Influenced by a tall, muscular, hunk of a man named Jonah, it is the sexual arousal to a tall German man with glasses and chaotic hair. Usually used by males, but can also be used by females.

Guy1: Wow that dude is so suave
Guy2: I know, I think I'm getting a Joner.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan March 9, 2022

Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025

Joner

Joner is a class which defines your standard or class.

This car doesn't suits your Joner

by john clver March 5, 2016

Joner

A boner created from Jean pants. Girls and boys both experience this conundrum and it’s very obvious.

“I got a major joner rn…”
“Wtf man”
“I love the Joner brothers!”

by Delaney likes mangos February 22, 2023

joner

the definition of joner...it’s just a word like “garbage” it doesn’t mean garbage though

“omg look at that man he looks like a joner”
“i wanna leave this town its so joner”
“i have a joner feeling about this”

by Isabella Ninos April 11, 2021

Joner

Joner is a shortening of JONER7, which is a joke among Lavenderious Mc Northadox. It's origins are unknown.
Joner7 is a meme aswell, being used in various things like CURSE OF JONER7.
Traces may go back to a mispelling of John Doe, but i'm just his gf im dumb.

"Joner7."
"THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7"
"Joning my gyatt rn!"

by MintySherbet. May 30, 2024

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025