jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 04, 2023

Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.

Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...

by H3lloKitity December 07, 2023

Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.

Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be

by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021

Jonathon

Basically another word for retard

Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

The person who says "CHECK" after checking someone in a chess match 💀

Jonathon: "Check"
Jacob: "Why did you say that 💀"

by chessplayer1124 May 05, 2023