Dick Johnson

The best name EVER.... because you know..... it means penis, twice.

Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."

by T-Rex-Man November 29, 2009

Boris Johnson

The man that has single-handedly fucked the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland during two crises (Brexit and Covid-19) in less than a year in charge. The man shows no remorse while saying old people are going to die and wanted people to get infected with the coronavirus as a method of getting rid of it.

What a fucking knob.

Person 1: You know Boris Johnson is shi-
Person 2: You don't need to tell me, a pen could be a better Prime Minister than him

by RapoloMan July 17, 2020

Boris Johnson

A boring human being who is a waste of time

Boris Johnson is a shit prime minister

by Jessreee December 17, 2019

Johnson tip

Where a gram of tren is to be injected

The tren pheromones gets all the Stacie’s on your Johnson tip

by Trenlover48 January 12, 2022

Carl Johnson

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

Cave Johnson

He's the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! - Cave Johnson

by InternetCultureGreg May 1, 2011

Boris Johnson

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer March 21, 2021