a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator July 16, 2008

johnsoned

When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.

Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.

by Indefinido December 11, 2008

Johnsoning

The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.

Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.

by Ronald McDonald69 May 20, 2013

dwayne johnsons johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals

"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""

by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022

johnson

Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.

I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.

Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?

by Matt Saus March 7, 2007

A johnson

A Johnson is a person who is always there observing, but never part of the action.

i.e:Tim sat there and observed the crazed antics of his buddies running around half naked yelling "YOLO!" and drenching random passerby with buckets of water. The teacher remarked: "Tim's such a Johnson."

by joshology July 22, 2014

johnson

a word to describe a little penis

-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson?

-Because he has a small penis apparently.

by Ashlilly August 23, 2009