by Ator February 02, 2006
When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.
Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.
The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
by Indefinido December 15, 2006
The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
by Ronald McDonald69 May 21, 2013
"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""
by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022
I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.
Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?
Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?
by Matt Saus March 06, 2007
i.e:Tim sat there and observed the crazed antics of his buddies running around half naked yelling "YOLO!" and drenching random passerby with buckets of water. The teacher remarked: "Tim's such a Johnson."
by joshology July 22, 2014
a word to describe a little penis
by Ashlilly August 23, 2009