Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.

Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006

Johnty

Toast, with butter and marmite.

I'ma have some Johnty for breakfast. yumm.

by hope128 January 28, 2010

Johnston RI

The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.

"Why are they getting rid of the carnival spot and building a hotel in Johnston RI?"

by apersonnnnnn February 13, 2010

Johnitter

A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.

Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.

by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021

Joanitah

An Intelligent woman who is beautiful yet doesn’t know it. Usually a dark skinned beauty but doesn’t see it as a good thing. Can see right through you and has good friends.

You are so sweet Joanitah

by BYEFELICA432 November 25, 2018

Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.

~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022

sabrina johnston

my gf who I luv sm <3

“ sabrina johnston, my fav fag”

by brain.ded333 March 18, 2022