Jonson

A classy, handsome alpha male, who is known for his chivalrous attitude and high ideals. He has a great taste in music and could be your personal vocalist for a life time. He is imaginative, romantic and one could fall head over heels for him. He is protective, fantastic and lovable. And not to forget he makes you week in your knees and once you are there he knows his next move, still a keeper.

Oh common ! you cant let him go, people like him are so rare, he is so Jonson.

by Jon_12 November 24, 2021

Jobson

The act of a parent bird regurgitating food into a baby bird's mouth. Named for Ruprect Jobson the famed ornithologist that first photographed the behavior in 1869

Adult birds have to jobson their chicks at least their body weight in protein a day

by karnakdave March 1, 2023

Judson

Judson smells like ass and is gay for niggas name Kurt and Kyle. He loves to pull up to places in 9 inch emo stompers.

There's Judson! He smells like ass!

by 3llaRae November 17, 2023

jobsona

Like a fursona but for a job.

HR hired me because they thought my jobsona was a good fit for the company.

by Nintendies April 4, 2024

Filthy Al Jolson

Like a filthy Sanchez but you stick your shit covered dick in her mouth and the shit builds up on her lips

Last night I gave my girlfriend a filthy Al Jolson

by Captain Deadpool October 16, 2019

Pulling a Judson

To cancel an event, meeting, or Sunday night Bible study on a whim. Some examples of past whims: toothache, tennis match, feeling bummed after Notre Dame loses again, etc. Named from actor Judson Scott's reputation for "Pulling a Judson". Also, the notorious family after which Judson Scott was named.

Judson email to group: Hey guys, I know this sucks, but we need to cancel tonight. See you next week! ;) ;)
Email response from brave group member: Umm... could you please tell me why?
Email response from Judson: We got home from Hawaii four days ago and my son is suffering from jet lag. Also, my pants are still a little damp and they need more time in the dryer.
Email response from brave group member to the rest of the group: Guys... is their excuse legit or are they pulling a Judson?

by Kuchen, kniffla and streudels November 24, 2023

no job jonson

a person with out a job

paultooreal is a no job jonson

by lil_user August 18, 2025