The epitome of metrosexual.
by liz.topaz July 26, 2005
Get the hugh jackman mug.by Alex Primeaux October 2, 2004
Get the DJ Jackman mug.Related Words
Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"
by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021
Get the Jockanese Breakfast mug.Its when you're getting jerked off by either man or woman (your choosing) between your legs from down under reverse grip style.
Bro 1 "one night i was taking a piss and my homie hooks me up with The Hugh Jackman"
Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"
Bro 1 "fo sho"
Bro 2 "skype me his name"
Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"
Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"
Bro 1 "fo sho"
Bro 2 "skype me his name"
Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"
by Dino Da Hajidogg October 18, 2011
Get the The Hugh Jackman mug.What is a chloe jackman? A chloe jack man is a very rude and disgusting girl who is a massive slag and loves cock in her mouth ears nose bum and fanny please don’t go near chloe clapman or YOU WILL GET AIDS BEWARE chloe clap man is a slagggg
by Asdgahajskdmdmdm October 26, 2019
Get the Chloe jackman mug.Jackmans
by Clifford July 11, 2003
Get the jackmans mug.A school which is way too obsessed with their grade 6 graduation and where 66% of the kids are rich.
Did you here that Anthony is graduating this year from Jackman ICS? I bet he’s already started his grad play.
by Myboiiiiiiiiis May 17, 2019
Get the Jackman ICS mug.