A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
Get the Joanne Evansmug. Joanne Lim is very hot and kind.She likes to listen music , go eat and have fun with family and friends(especially who is dating her).She is very kind but when you make her mad you will regret it.But she pretty cute when you look her and it will make your day.She is just the perfect girl and nice once you meet her
by John Doe unknown 69 October 7, 2021
Get the joanne limmug. A girl that has affected many middle school students. Affected them in a way that will change them forever. This girl is the most amazing person and she always brighten her friends day. Her friends are the reason she goes to school, not only because she desire good grades but because she loves her friends. She also affected this one girl,”Aria K.” This girl has become the bestest person to Joann and was always there for her. This quote is from Aria, Janae K. ,”She truly is the bestest person to talk to. She was always so confident and was always there for me. Joann Salas is such a social butterfly and so confident.
by L0velyar! March 14, 2023
Get the Joann salasmug. by donkmonster May 26, 2021
Get the Joannemug. Upon wearing dolphin pants a woman may become a friskier version of herself! In this case, she is considered a Joanne.
by Oh my guac! April 22, 2022
Get the Joannemug. The best couple together, a perfect set of names that not only sound good together, but they also tend to be power couples. The type of couple you'd call corny, the type of couple staying up late on phone calls, the type of couple with a hundred inside jokes that make no sense, the type of couple going all out for each other, the type of couple with healthy communication, the type of couple that actually lasts for centuries to come
by jumpjumpjump333 May 21, 2025
Get the Cassidy and JoAnnmug. by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021
Get the slow joannemug.