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Johanna’s are great writer and are really good at taking pictures. They often think their stupid but they truly aren’t,although she struggles she never gives up. Johanna’s are also very weird and have weird obsessions. They also have friends even weirder then them. Some people tend to take advantage of Johanna’s and use them but after a while Johanna will realize they have and fight back! Johanna’s are also really pretty and have the best eyes that guys tend to fall into, but Johanna’s don’t mess with boys she much rather mock them then date them. If you have a Johanna in your life you better treated her like the thriving queen she is.
Sad friend: looks sad

Johanna: “are you okay”

Sad friend: “no”

Johanna: “wanna share my Oreos”?
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1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.

2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.
"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna."

Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.
joanna by pantlesscrab December 25, 2008
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Is a guy that gets all the hoes and the best at soccer.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
1. I wish I was Jovanni.

2. I wish I was as good at soccer.
Jovanni by Hoes all over me December 20, 2016
Beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.
Who's that chick who can moonwalk, play guitar and fly?

-Oh that's just Joanna
Joanna by dementor January 11, 2009

Joannael 

Joannael is a name for the ship of Jo Beth Harvelle and the angel Annael (aka Anna) on the TV show Supernatual. Both characters have died on the show and they never met. This, of course, has never got in the way of shipping before, so why should it now? This is a fairly small ship, but a pretty cool one, as Jo and Anna have a lot of similarities to Dean and Castiel.
Fangirl: I tots ship Jo and Anna! Joannael 5ever!!<3
Person: You realize they are both dead? And they never met? There is literally no basis for this ship.

Fangirl:
Person:
Fangirl: Are you trying to make a point cause I don't see one.
Joannael by Idkjustsomestuff January 10, 2015
She is a good friend can be mean and protective, but enjoy her while you can. she is a good lover and friend, and will help you in any situation.
Friend: I have a GREAT friend!
ME: well whats her name?
Friend: Jovanca!

Me: ooh! can she be my friend too!?
Jovanca by PoopyLife101 October 25, 2019
Perfection in human form. Someone who is "Joanna" is likely to be creative, lovely, intelligent and charming; and will always have an impeccable dress sense.
If you are friends with a Joanna, count yourself lucky. They are truely the nicest people you will ever meet.
"I wish I was as Joanna as her... *sigh*"
Joanna by Katers. February 4, 2009