Sis from another jizz

A sister that is the result of an ejaculation other than the one that produced the other sibling.

Who's that girl who can't even get a job? She's my sis from another jizz..

by Villus October 26, 2011

jizz diet

When a girl goes a period of time with jizz as her only intake / nourishment. Sometimes used as a very effective short-term method of weight loss, other times as part of domination & submission play. Rules vary; sometimes other drinks are allowed but rarely is any food permitted.

"She really pissed me off, so I gave her two days of the jizz diet."

"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."

by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006

Jizzmata

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

by Flant April 5, 2009

Jizz Bitch

A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.

Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.

by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Jazzmax

The ship name for the two characters Jazz from Transformers Animated and Gunmax from Brave Police J-Decker. Truly a beautiful and rare of a pair of two mechanical robots. One alien robot, one man-made. Both are depicted as the 'cool character who wears shades 24/7' Only a handful of fans know of such a pairing.

i swear, what a groovy ship name jazzmax is. like, that sounds sexy. beautiful rolls with the tongue.

by kabukiaku February 7, 2020

Juicy Jizz January

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017