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jammy bottoms

When Scott (who is 38 and drives a barnasor) has to call his mom to know if she has hemmed his jammy bottoms. He must be gay.
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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Jammy Side Down

A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.
*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit
by Nokia God May 2, 2016
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Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted
Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants
by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021
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My Jammy

Mexicans attempting to say Miami
Ey foo let's go to the bars in my jammy tonight
by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome June 13, 2023
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Jammy

In British English slang, particularly of north-west England this means 'lucky' or more accurately 'flukey'. It is usually applied to someone else who has just had a particular piece of outrageous or undeserved luck.

It is typically used with this meaning by young men and schoolboys throughout the north-west of England, not just Liverpool and Merseyside, but also Cheshire, etc. However, the usage can occur in other regions of England as well. It has been used to have this meaning throughout most of the period since at least the end of World War Two.
1. "Rooney fluffed the kick and then the ball ricocheted off the back of the defender's head into the net! The jammy bastard!"

2. Dave: "Hey, Gaz, you was late to class for the third time in a row, innit, how come you don't have detention?

Gaz: "Strickland was, like, too busy chewin' out some other sap and didn't notice, so I got away with it!"

Dave: "You jammy cunt!"
by Shakespeare's Plumber October 13, 2010
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Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.
"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"
by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009
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Jammy Dodger

A nickname for someone called jamie
Person 1: "what's up jammy dodger"
Jamie: "not much how bout you?"
by Whblue July 27, 2023
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