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Jet Jamming

The Act of discretely recieving sexual pleasure from a jacuzzi jet by placing one's genitals in front of the jet's blast.

note - it is always a good idea to have a spotter and/or a decoy, should a lifeguard become suspicious.
"Yo last friday we wasn't gettin' no play at da club, so me and my homies rolled to the rec centre and jet jammed the fuck out dat bitch!"

"Dude, i got banned from the pool last week cause i got caught jet jamming by one of the life guards... so embarassing"
by M-Russ November 4, 2009
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Positive jamming

An act of online mob mentality whereby a group of fascist activists decide to silence the voices of those with whom they disagree, by aggressively overwhelming a forum with spam, rather than engaging in thoughtful reasoned conversation.
Billy doesn't like what they're saying on that internet forum, so he organized his fellow hactivists to assault their board with positive jamming.
by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014
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jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.
'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz
by gingleberry February 16, 2010
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jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)
*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?
by darfle675 April 23, 2013
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jammington

A grade A doggeee !!! Also can be known as jamma, jim jam and other names but has a special affinity for choccy biccies and dogs !!
Example: they call him jamma, jamma the doggeeee jammington !!
by vrms98 September 18, 2019
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Jumming

"He was jumming."
by JimmyGooday September 23, 2020
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Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.
"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."
by Somnionaut January 22, 2013
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