Jihad

This can mean anything

Kid I: That test was hard right?
Kid II: That's what she said.
Kid I: bro why are you so Jihad?

by Mr.Mr. April 27, 2009

Jihad

A fucking sexy guy with a Mohawk and a huge dick in his pants!

Steven: fuck you
Mario: fuck you
Jihad: uno Reverse card bitches

by JihadMcCool February 1, 2020

Jihad

Something that takes 10 years to complete.

Origin: The Xbox homebrew game..

Damn, this shits taking a Jihad to come out..

by PeteGabe September 27, 2004

jihad

jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.

I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...

by MrMopar August 21, 2011

Jihad

Southern dance usually played with bad music.
Invented by the Moors in the early 1100s then moved to areas such as Texas after the Spanish too them over and took latin america. sounds like ye ha

"We must place a Jihad on u Bill."

by Liam Roberts September 29, 2007

Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jiji :whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 16, 2020

Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever

Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jihad:whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you

by Sanosna April 17, 2020