Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

Jewturn

the act of making a U-turn or turning around in a car, but only for the reason that you left your coupons at home

"Honey, do you have the Coupon?". "Oh crap, I forgot it, just hang a Jewturn right here".

by Scottynicotine February 11, 2010

jewport

newport cigarettes, referring to them as cheap cigarettes

i couldn't afford those camel turkish golds so i bought some jewports instead

by Roger D December 24, 2005

jector

Short for projector.

Yo hook your XBox into the jector and we can game!

by my manwich September 21, 2008

jewtown

A very large, quiet suburb with big houses. Many people drive mercedez benzs. People have a lot of money (or at least talk like they do) but never seem to want to spend any money.

Welcome to Jewtown.

by laughalot6701 September 20, 2009

Jewmor

Jewish Humor.

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon." This Woody Allen quote is classic Jewmor.

by Tomdunnit January 18, 2012

jewborhood

N. - A neighborhood that has a lot of jews.

I was gonna go visit tony on 7th, but I thought I would drop by max's kosher pad on 9th as long I was in the jewborhood.

by Luke H Knudson November 22, 2011