Jewery

Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.

Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.

Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.

by the coolest mother fucker I am February 28, 2011

jewiger

A Jewish nigger. A jewish person who likes to act like a nigger. Person who has ghetto upbringing with a hint of jewish culture. Likes to listen to NWA, Ice-T, and many other 90's rap songs. Acts in a way that covers or mixes his or her orthodox, non-reform, jewish style of life so he may gain popularity at a social gathering. Although unlikely that a Jew could have such low-class upbringing, there are exceptions where parents may be adopters or interracially married.

Jewiggers like to buy "bling", or accessories for their bodies, where baggy clothing, take advantage of their wealthy/frugal lifestyles in order to buy cars with custom rims and other excesses. Some may carry around a torah to epitomize their existence for the lord of Israel and the torah's words.

"The torah and niggers with attitude kept me alive, ma bitches! Imma representing my families in Brooklyn, and a shout out to O.G. Reube." - A Brooklyner sporting Sean John hookups, a gold chain, a stud earing, and a trucker hat."

Jerry Rosenbaum is a jewigger. He was born to a African jew and an Japanese descendant of Hiroito. Friends at his lower-Manhattan jewish parochial school call him Funkmaster Roseizzle because of his unbelievable freestyling skills and a swauve demeanor that attracts girls, and wards off insurance salesmen.

They also think Rosenbaum, or Roseizzle, could be the next Corporate Executive Officer of NBC, or Tha' Row, should he take down Suge Knight.

by ahab_is_always_right September 8, 2005

jewgar

A sub-species of cougar that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.

Joan Rivers is a jewgar

by joeybootz August 14, 2008

Jewberrie

Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.

"Oh look there's a Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"

by Kizzie Gonnakillyou June 10, 2009

Jewberg

An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"

That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.

by robbie January 31, 2005

Jewberitus

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.

See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.

by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009

Eren jeager

The main character of Atack On Titan who has gone from being a whiny lil shit to an annoying peace of shit, he wants eldians to loose their pps to do that he will have to touch his brother zeke who is also an asshole and all pps will go poof, in conclusion best main character development ever

Man have you seen what Eren Jeager did?

Yeah hes such an asshole now

by I know where u lives July 4, 2019