NY Jets Fan

Someone who is unable to afford Giants tickets. Usually because they are uneducated and need their money to pay the mortgage on their trailer home.

Did you have any interest in the Super Bowl this year. "No i am a NY Jets Fan"

by Mr. Meat February 16, 2004

New York Jets

The worse team in the AFC East. Better known as the doormats of the NFL.

Look at those New York Jets wasting another 1st round pick.

by Doug R May 18, 2006

twin jets

After a hot night of sex, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. You go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.

IRENE! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?

by papasloonatsta July 10, 2005

joy jets

The jets of water seen in Jacuzzis where women congregate to have a little more than just conversation. You know they're masturbating when you hear them giggle!

You can always tell when those girls are talkin' to the little boy in the boat when you see them flock around those joy jets!

by pentozali April 4, 2007

wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

by calavera1102 June 7, 2009

Hihi Jets

the legendary group

Person A: Do you know Hihi Jets?
Person B: Of course! They are legendary.
Garry: We are gonna be legend.

by fuckyounika March 11, 2021

throwing up the jets

The act of making a fist with your thumb and pinky out

Person 1: what are you going to do when the teacher confronts you?
Person 2: Im throwing up the jets and leaving

by crashlax October 31, 2013