Jethro is a boy with several different sides. He can be super sweet and caring for you but in about ten minutes he will have switched to being annoying and unbothered with you. Jethro is often very confident with his friends and acts the slightest bit different around them than he does without them. He says what he’s feeling and often regrets it after. He’s one of those people that get in your head and won’t leave for atleast a month but usually for longer. He’s attractive and definitely liked by the girls.
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To consume food with an insatiable appetite- an unquenchable hunger. The desire to eat as much as Jethro Bodine aka 'the six foot stomach' from The Beverly Hillbillies.
I didn't eat breakfast OR lunch today.. I am totally gonna Jethro when I get to that buffet after work!
by cousinfrozenface September 24, 2011
Get the Jethro mug.Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.
Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
by Giacomo G October 17, 2007
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Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
by stonequay June 6, 2012
Get the Jethrosexual mug.generally referred to as gay giraffe nerd a very tall white bloke with black hair who likes to hang out with his sister. He has learnt to shoot poisoned paper just like his ancestors did in south Africa. He has a small weener. When he laughs his cholera breath diverts the person to faint on the spot. He likes to check out underneath his cat. In sounth africa he chases the african kids with a massive white stick. A very strick praiser of the KKK!!!
by 121454 December 10, 2018
Get the jethro mug.1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.
Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.
Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."
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