Jersey shore

The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.

Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

by BEASCH January 18, 2008

Jersey Shore

a show with a cast of retarded phrat boys and girls who make italians ashamed to be italian

Jersey Shore: Pauly D., Mike"the situation", Snooki, Vinny and others

by Dr.Insano May 10, 2011

Jersey Shore

a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.

guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.

Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.

by pjten315 September 29, 2011

Jersey SHore

See America's Sphincter

Jersey Shore is the reason God cries

by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011

jersey shore

Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

by Matt February 7, 2005

Jersey Shore

A show made by the Oompa-Loopas after they quit the Chocolate factory, traded the Cocoa Bean for drugs and alcohol, and start talking in a strange language no one else speaks. Set on the shores of Jersey, presumably in England.

Kid: Did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Kid: No, I like my brain cells.

by qwerfvtgb June 6, 2011

Jersey shore

The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.

Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

by BEASCH January 18, 2008