Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Rage Jerking

Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair

Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.

by Moistio2 October 13, 2017

3DS Jerking

When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.

Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!

by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019

Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.

I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit

by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009

jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

by not eton April 4, 2007

Jelging

The format of Jelging varies but tend to be based around a daily workout of around 15 to 30 minutes. The Jelging workout usually starts with a warm-up. Typically the warm-up involves either a warm bath or a hot wrap (towel soaked in warm water) applied to the penis. The purpose of the warm-up is to stimulate blood flow to the penis and prepare it for the Jelging exercises. Lubricant should be applied. Once the warm-up is completed, the jelg techniques can be started. Remember that Jelging should only be done on a semi-tumescent penis, never on a fully erect penis. and The hand-grip should completely encircle the base of the penis thus ensuring that no blood escapes from the penis. The hand then gently "milks" the penis, moving towards the head and forcing the blood toward the end of the penis. Around 200 rhythmic jelq strokes per session is the average workout. Ejaculation should not occur and if the urge becomes apparent then a pause from exercising is recommended. The Jelging exercises should be stopped immediately if any pain or discomfort becomes apparent or the penis becomes erect.

Several months after begining the workout, penis size gains, both in penis girth and penis length should become apparent. After 6 months or a year gains of 2 inches in length are not uncommon.

Dude!I can grow my penis bigger than yours
i jelging ever day

by Nicolson February 15, 2008