jellyfish

A type of high five in which the two participants high five, snap, and pull back their hands in a jellyfish-like motion.

Person 1: Hey man, wassup?!

Person 2: Not much, bro! Jellyfish!
*Jellyfish*

by HarveyLadder October 20, 2010

Jellyfishes

Jellyfishes (jealous bishes) is a jealous person who appears to be attractive, even harmless but will sting you at the worst possible moment. They often pretend to be your friend but wish they were you and quietly can't stand you.

Attractive, successful person: I am so sick of you stank-azz Jellyfishes all in my business! Get a life! *evil stare*

by Smashworthy February 26, 2010

jellyfish

A free-swimming coelenterate that has a jellylike body and tentacles; they can sting prey.

Let's get some jellyfish Patrick star.

by JulianDB January 24, 2017

jellyfish

The result of masturbation (male) in the bath.

I had to take a shower after the bath 'cos I got jellyfish in my hair.

by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

jellyfish

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.

I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.

by GWMcL December 13, 2010

Jellyfish

A woman who is great to look at, but dangerous to get close too.

"She's hot! Too bad she's a jellyfish... That girl is crazy as hell, she'll stab you during foreplay..."

by DaRealMan March 16, 2013

Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011