Me with a whole pocket dimension in his underwear so he can fit his infinitely long shlong in his pants. He has to roll it up to fit in there. If you call him a good boy his pocket dimension will break and that’s equivalent to 500E9 nukes hitting one location. DON’T CALL HIM A GOOD BOY.
Ivan- “ Yo Jaxson, you think I could hop in the pocket dimension real quick?”
Jaxson - “ I mean it’s kinda cold in there”
Ivan - “ I can take it”
Jaxson - “ alright, let me take one of my balls out so you can fit”
Jaxson - “ I mean it’s kinda cold in there”
Ivan - “ I can take it”
Jaxson - “ alright, let me take one of my balls out so you can fit”
by anonymous March 5, 2025
Get the Jaxsonmug. A smart cute cowboy so love to have fun and makes all people laugh and smile with a dream of being a bull rider
by Becky Unger January 29, 2018
Get the jaxson sharpmug. jaxson is the peron you want to fuck
by lmao to you December 16, 2021
Get the jaxsonmug. Jaxson usually knows how to escalate a situation fast, but overall is a nice guy. Jaxson is a very good listener and is a very good supporter. Jaxson is great in bed and would please any girl or boy. Jaxson usually carry’s a third leg longer than his other two and has chiseled abs to make you go to heaven. Overall Jaxson is a good friend but a better fucker.
by anonymous May 4, 2022
Get the Jaxsonmug. 
A big jack ass who like to play sport. A Jaxson is short, strong, with brown hair and green eyes. They will generally hate talking but is a good leader.
There is Jaxson.
by sickboi85678383 September 8, 2020
Get the Jaxsonmug. A person who thinks they r cool and a fucking cheater and later on gets depressed and says they miss you u but u don’t give a fuck. :
by Idontknowwhatthehelltowrite October 22, 2022
Get the Jaxsonmug.