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jonathon ng

One of the absolute best unknown artists out there. EDEN ftw
Person A: Omg have you heard about EDEN ?
Person B: OMG JONATHON NG<33
by DamianTheGreatest August 23, 2017
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Jonathon

Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.
Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪
by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019
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Jonathon

Funny person and has the best friends he could ask for they are so cool 😎
Jonathon
by Cool guy 2009 November 30, 2021
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Jonathon O’hare

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside his normal social groups. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends
Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself
Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’hare
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
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Dirty johnathon

The act of using a fleshight on ur dick then the next day using it to drink a cup of tea out of
by Lily hehe November 24, 2021
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Bisexual Jonathon

Bisexual Jonathon, or Jon for short is reserved, thoughtful, and kind. He has a odd personality and likes anime, weed, his family, and sex. In fact he is quite the sex addict and will turn everyone around him into a kinky bitch. He is tall, but not clumsy. His hands are very attractive.
“Bisexual Jonathon, did you hear me?” He replies; “No.” “yes” “what did you say” “I wasn’t thinking about anything”.
by NaheleFae July 5, 2022
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on jahnithon

Guy 1: Dude, why’s the teacher gotta rip on me dawg, it’s not even that deep.
Guy 2: On Jahnithon
by Wingsbaud November 5, 2023
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