Jarmanjit

Penis shape shifter, able to shift his and other cocks to any size

Jarmanjit please help me I can’t satisfy my wife

by Jarmanjit March 8, 2023

jarsman

pint connoisseur

ray parlour is a serious jarsman

by milfhunternoah July 18, 2023

jarmageddon

What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.

Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

the jarmatron

noun
a half robot/ half professional footballing god that tends to get the ladies but cannot dance at all. But can do the robot exceptionally well.

'Did you see that dude over there? Hes the jarmatron homes!'

by el dandido October 6, 2005

Stuart Jarman

Is a knobend.

Hey, have you seen Stuart Jarman?

Yea, he's such a knobend!

by Stuartisaknob December 20, 2018

Finley-Jarman

If you are this kid you are a fucking cunt who doesn’t have any friends, he acts hard in front of people to show off what he has, he is a short arse with no legs, he has a fucking micro dick an sends nudes to boys, he tried to fit in when he’s socially awkward, he can’t talk to girls without getting funny and is gonna be a virgin for life so unlucky if your him... Also he’s jarring, it’s in the name, Finley ‘Jar’man.

Do you know Finley-Jarman?

by Breath tehgd(bfshdfhgrjtej November 17, 2019

jessica jarman

It means munter

Oh that girl is a real Jessica jarman

by Hottestdonindaworldinio November 23, 2021